The Cult of Lincoln

Saturday, March 31, 2001



Dear Friends,

Don't break this chain - this one's different!

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, of whom 4 were maybe worth keeping. REMEMBER this chain letter brings luck.

One woman's cat died, and the next day she received a hunk.

An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between an actor and an Olympic swimmer.

You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back again!

Let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name to the list below!

1. Hillary Clinton
Chappaqua, NY

Priscilla said at 9:48 AM

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