Star Wars: Attack of the Rejects
by Nick Nadel, Neil Pasricha and Alexander Zalben

"I'm going to call it 'Attack Of The Clones,'" George Lucas announced casually, while pouring hot oil from a giant vat onto the throngs of fans who had surrounded his castle. Yes, Star Wars fans are mightily upset by the title for "Episode II," though they should take some consolation in these other titles which were dutifully considered and rejected by Lord Lucas himself.

Episode II: Attack of the Scones
Episode II: Attack of the Drones
Episode II: Attack of Sam Malone
Episode II: Attack of the Clones? (A Mystery)
Episode II: Attacked? By a Clone? No Thanks! (A Sitcom)
Episode II: Bigger and Sexier
Episode II: Send in the Clones
Episode II: Anakin, You So Crazy!
Episode II: Attack of the Star Wars Holiday Special
Episode II: Attack of the Hack Humor Pieces