Amusing quotes of the week:

This is a "round peg to square hole" conversion adapter. --Mr. Taylor, Multimedia Engineering

It's the shiny blue plastic moose call... of Physics! --Mr. Lohstreter, Multimedia Engineering

For all those mooses that like A's two octaves below middle C, this will get them coming! --Mr. Taylor, Multimedia Engineering

Mr. Taylor: Something's got to give. It's either you or the car.
Me: The other car!

--Referring to the physics of car collisions in Math Phys class

The first thing I do when I get to Y.O. [Ranch] is say "Let me see your E-shaped fence". --Mr. Dubsky, referring to a calculus problem featuring an E-shaped fence, which amused us greatly

Yes, Dubsky is going to spend his Yom Kippur at Six Flags. --Kristen

Chungy: I'm going to be a janitor!
Me: At The Pentagon? Wow, that's what I'm going to do with my Hockaday education!