The Cult of Lincoln

Sunday, October 14, 2001



No way... this has got to be the most highly amusing piece of junk mail I've received in quite some time.

WIN A FREE BREAD MAKER...
Plus, get a FREE 90-Day Membership
in the Cooking Club of America!

NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED
I amuse myself far too easily

Tired of preparing (and eating) the same old thing for dinner night after night? Well, you'll be cooking like a gourmet with your FREE 90-day membership in the Cooking Club of America.

Cooking Club Members:
  • Win FREE bread makers, toaster ovens, cookware and more
  • Get a FREE subscription to Cooking Pleasures Magazine
  • Get a FREE Multi Purpose Grater
  • Test and keep FREE cooking products
  • Get FREE recipes from world famous chefs
  • Get useful tips on turning food on hand into quick meals
  • Get valuable tips from master chefs that turn an ordinary meal into a feast
If you, or someone you know loves to cook, then get ready for a delicious deal... a FREE 90-day membership in the Cooking Club of America. Your trial membership is really free - no credit card is required. Join now and get a FREE Multi Purpose Grater. Plus, you might WIN a new bread maker or other valuable cooking products!

Now you can make every meal a special occasion with fresh home made bread! Whether it's a quick meal for the family or preparing a fancy dinner for 20, the Cooking Club of America is your recipe for great dining! Act now and join over 200,000 satisfied Cooking Club of America members!

Priscilla said at 7:22 PM

0 comments
Comments: Post a Comment



All content © 2000-2005 Priscilla Spencer unless otherwise noted.
Title cartoon by Bruce Eric Kaplan, used without permission.

divider
Me
my website
blog archives
my liveJournal
blog rss feed
things that are brilliant
to read list
deviantart

Friends
lj friends
renata - sln roadtrip
alicey - kell - chungy
jimmy - kid ethnic
bugglefug - ru
atomic - drawn
neil gaiman
jane espenson

Reading
The Supernaturalist, Eoin Colfer
Widget_logo

Fangirling
Robin McKinley
Pushing Daisies
The Dresden Files
John Hodgman
Firefly
Flight of the Conchords

Upcoming
first among sequels (7/24)
making money (9/18)
heroes s2 (9/24)
reaper (9/25)
house s4 (9/25)
pushing daisies (10/3)
enchanted (11/21)
bsg: razor (11/24)
captain's fury (12/04)
small favor (4/1/08)