Note to self: Putting off your research paper by trying to make it more tolerable is not a good idea. Actual content removed for the sake of my weblog readers' sanity.

Fiendishly Evil Research Paper Outline of Doom
By Priscilla the Infinitely Wise, Destroyer of Grammatical Rules Involving Parallel Structure
I. Intro
II. PrimaFluff
III. Fluff - Part Deux
IV. Le Troisième Fluffe
V. QuatroFluff
VI. Fluffe de Cinq?
VII. Loose Ends and Such
VIII. Conclusion of Doom

Gah, I really have to work. Why am I such a lazy slacker?