Sannali gets a cookie. Not only did she update None of this Nonsense, Please and read a bunch of Discworld books, but she's started a sect of public library worship and checked out more! But do us a favor and DON'T read The Fifth Elephant before you read any of the other Watch books. Start with Guards! Guards! instead. I started the Watch with Feet of Clay and I really disliked it, then I went back and read the Watch books in order and I absolutely loved them all to pieces. So yay. Read Hogfather. I just started it myself. Because if you start with Fifth Elephant, ye shall be confused.