Amusing quotes:

[Paraphrasing us] ... so Newton's 3rd law is that A pushes on B and B pushes on A, but only until it breaks. --Mr. Taylor

Ah! Newton's 4th Law! "You can't pull on things in space!" --Mr. Taylor

Megan: What is is?
Sherri: It's depression... in worksheet form.

--Regarding new vector worksheets in Physics

Knowledge is no excuse for ignorance. --Freudian slips with Dubsky

Woman, have you enlisted these chicken for the devil. --Me, misreading a passage in "The Crucible"

This is definitely "no borrar por favor" material! --Mr, regarding "The Dubsky Bunch". Whenever teachers want something left on the boards, they have to write "No borrar por favor", which means "please do not erase".