I'm really, really amused. I just got a call from the editor of the "Fourcast", our school paper, asking about the back page. On the back page, they always put humorous content, and this issue will feature fake Hockaday "Headlines". Leslie was asking me if they could put "After years of hard work, Priscilla Spencer finally opens portal into Hell". I have no idea why they would choose me, of all people, but it's highly entertaining all the same. My name in lights, doncha know. ::is vastly amused::