Quotes!

::holding up the head of the bear rug:: "Alas, poor Yogi. I knew him well." --Patrick

There's nothing more amusing than seeing a waxed cartoon squirrel. --Cherise, referring to an episode of Spongebob Squarepants

I have the mental processing ability of a zombie on speed. --Cherise

Marcelina: I want to knit a hat!
Me: Out of steel wool?
Marcelina: No, I want to knit a dress out of steel wool.
Cherise: Ooh! Talk about exfoliating!

Please turn off all cellphones, pagers, and screaming babies. --Ricky, instructing Tom on how to open the show