Quotes time! Keep in mind that a few of these were slightly paraphrased, because conversations (especially at Chili's) tend to go unwritten. Most of the punch lines remain the same, though. It's all good.


Every good show has to have a tango. Rent, Little Shop of Horrors, Moulin Rouge... It's like an unwritten law. --Me, explaining to my mother the title song for "Men at Arms"

Cherise: I never watched the show again, ever since I saw a ship give birth.
Me: What?!? Ever since you saw Swift give birth?
Cherise: No! A ship!
Me: Oh! ::laughs::
Cherise: I'm never eating at Chili's again...

--Referring to "Farscape"

Republicans are nice peo-- ::pause:: Republicans! --Marcelina

Marcelina: How is this pasta Cajun?
Me: It isn't. I told them to take all the Cajun-ness out.
Cherise: It's the Anglo-Saxon Chicken Pasta.

Chungy: I read in an article about this student who wasn't able to get housing in college, so he lived in the library.
Me: What, curled up among the grimoires?
Chungy: It's true. My brother knows him. He slept on the library couches, used the nearby bathrooms to brush his teeth, and showered in his friends' dorms. He's actually gotten to be pretty popular there.
Me: Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "cuddle up with a good book".

--This is true.

Chungy: Why is Swift acting so strangely?
Christine: He probably can't remember which nickname he told you.