Quotes time!

That's why I like to talk to myself. I have an intelligent audience. --Mr. Dubsky

I think Chungy deserves a musical number for that. --Me

You only have the future to look forward to and the past to make fun of. --Me, being motivational

(referring to Halloween next year)
Chungy: We could be Watch characters!
Me: Yeah, you could be Cheery.
Chungy: Never mind.

(referring to a rather difficult Physics problem)
Mr. Taylor: So what've you got to find?
Me: Tylenol?

This other friend... we wanted her to join us and be Mother Earth, but she ended up being Gangsta Bitch Barbie. --Gigi