More character selectors. Gotta love 'em.

Stolen from Rebecca M, I believe

You are Samurai Jack. You have been thrown into the future by the evil Aku, a fire demon who has taken over the world. You battle against his evil robot creatures to try to vanquish Aku, and return to your homeland and home time. You would look crazed if you weren't so damned calm. Who would you be? Meep Personality Test

Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character Selector:
# 1 Sergeant Delphine Angua
# 2 Constable Dorfl
# 3 Lady Sybil Ramkin
# 4 Lord Havelock Vetinari
# 5 Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
# 6 Sergeant Detritus
# 7 Commander Samuel Vimes
# 8 Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets
# 9 Corporal Cheri Littlebottom
# 10 Constable Buggy Swires
# 11 Constable Reg Shoe
# 12 Constable Downspout
# 13 Willikins
# 14 Sergeant Frederick Colon
# 15 Corporal C. W. St. J. Nobbs

[EDIT] I later tried again, this time trying to remain unbiased to the questions and being as honest as possible. Here are the new scores:
# 1 Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
# 2 Lord Havelock Vetinari
# 3 Sergeant Delphine Angua
# 4 Constable Dorfl
# 5 Lady Sybil Ramkin
# 6 Commander Samuel Vimes
# 7 Sergeant Detritus
# 8 Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets
# 9 Corporal Cheri Littlebottom
# 10 Willikins
# 11 Constable Reg Shoe
# 12 Constable Buggy Swires
# 13 Constable Downspout
# 14 Sergeant Frederick Colon
# 15 Corporal C. W. St. J. Nobbs

Muaha.