Quotes!

People use energy to get out of explaining things. --Mr. Taylor

If you release a few electron volts, the atom is a lot happier... ::pause:: Oh, that's good Chemistry. --Mr. Taylor

Mr. Taylor: 1000 kg! Woah! That's chubby. Well, actually, that's skinny, because she shortens.
Megan: She's just incredibly dense.
Me: That was low...

Mr. Taylor: Is it possible that the marble could cease existing in this glass and suddenly be outside, if we were to leave it alone and not observe it?
Me: Nice try, Schrodinger.

Mr. Taylor: All the really neat pictures nowadays are made from tunneling electron microscopes.
Gigi: All the cool kids are doing it!

(after seeing a guy walk around with a tablecloth and tray on his head)
This is like a nightmare you'd have after seeing "Beauty and the Beast". --Me

Babe: Love! -- are you nuts?
Me: (aside) Perhaps it's a pistachio...

Babe: Bah!
Me: (sheep voice) Baaabe saaaved us...

Never mind the snow job. That's S-N-O-W. Snow. Like the form of wintry precipitation. --Olivia (as Babe).

There I go again, lit by the lime. --Olivia

John: Completely dark?
Olivia: What, you want to take away from my song, John?