Rebecca's recent entry reminds me of an amusing JETS pasttime. After reading about a bunch of bizarre superstitions, Chungy decided that whenever you rubbed someone's belly, you stole their luck. We all ran around after each other, trying to steal each other's luck and generally having a fun time with it. Then, Caroline arrived, and I make a beeline for her belly. "Ovary rape!" she shouted.

Since then, we've always made ovary jokes, as JETS consists entirely of females. We decided that Chungy stole Caroline's ovaries and sold them on eBay to pay for her top secret mad scientist hideout. We considered putting posters up at school asking if anyone had seen Caroline's ovaries. Then we played "ovary tag". Percy knows what other people think of us.