You are a small goat! I make fun of your horns.
Be afraid! I'm going to eat you.

::snickets:: Renata's lovely Gilligan's Island parody made me think about the time I filked "Bohemian Rhapsody" and turned it into a summary of "La chevre de Monsier Seguin", one of the short stories in "Lettres de mon Moulin" (no, not that moulin). While the French version is hilarious, my pitiful English translation is even funnier. Muaha. I love moronic French assignments! I got an A. Go me. ::grooves::