I love how Livejournal gives you those fabulous "Success! Your LiveJournal has been updated!" messages. I feel like I've truly achieved something. I could be crushing the jewelled thrones of ancient civilizations beneath my sandalled feet, or valliantly achieving victory over a formidably sinister foe, but I'm just updating my Daily Sketch. But what do I see before me? "Success!" What a morale booster! "Success!" Watch as the throng of overjoyed civilians, flags waving enthusiastically, cheer as one and part to make way for an elaborately ornate float, where I stand, blowing kisses to my adoring public. "Success!" Hear them chanting my name, over and over. "Success!" Listen to their romantic ballads of my heroic feats, music of the Gods performed by the greatest musicians in the land. "Success!" Taste the sweet smell of victory, like honeyed wine, dripping from a golden chalice. "Success!" See the endless rows of suitors clammoring for my attention, each more devilishly handsome and outstandingly witty than the last. "Success!" I have updated my LiveJournal! What have you done today?