Quotes!

Mr. Taylor: In one day, everything you know doubles!
Girl: Kinda like the Louisiana Purchase!

Mr. Taylor: You might just be the Lewis and Clark of rotational acceleration.

Mr. Taylor: What things can you count on?
Everyone: The speed of light!
Me: Your fingers!

Me: She's a ghetto Patty Mayonnaise!

--referring to LeAnn, who we claim sounds just like Patty Mayonnaise, from Doug

Mr. Dubsky: You *must* know this! Otherwise, you cannot buy soda pop at Minyards!
Me: What if we don't like soda pop?
LeAnn: What if we don't shop at Minyards?
Chungy: You call it soda pop?

Mrs. Sancken: We're within fish-tossing distance!

Teacher Lady: God bless the molluscs!

Handout: Behind every new piece of technology, there is an engineer. Behind every engineer, there is a creative mind...
Iana: Behind every creative mind, there is a woman!