Growl. Here I am, excited to bursting about "Salmon of Doubt", when I find that Borders doesn't open in the mornings until 9 AM. I had intended to pick it up before school, as Borders is fairly close to Hockaday and the local B&N closes at 9 PM. That way I wouldn't have to drive all the way out to Borders at this time. But alas, I must be in school by 8. And we no longer have Junior Privileges, because Sheriff Kippie felt like being sadistic and taking them away without warning for something no one in the grade was aware of. So, in short, we can't go off-campus. I wonder if I could bribe a senior to pick up a copy for me during lunch... After school tomorrow seems like too long to wait. Yes, I am pathetic.