To quote Nixon's wife, "I am not a cook."

That was possibly the worst-made quiche in the history of cooking. I thought it was only in sitcoms that people cooked this badly. I'm surprised I encountered no small explosions.

I don't understand why I'm such a bad cook. I read the directions, I follow them to the letter (okay, I might have messed up on that a couple times), and I end up with twice as much batter-stuff as would fit in the pie crust. I don't get it. I use all the right amounts of all the right ingredients... what's wrong with me and/or what's wrong with the recipie? Gah. I will never be a housewife. My kids would have Chick Fil-A for dinner.