Get off the stage, you poser. You are *not* Mark. Mark is the person that makes you want to run onstage and give him a hug. Mark is not a lust object for throngs of pre-pubescent teenyboppers. Mark is Anthony Rapp. Mark is Matt Caplan. Mark is Curtis Cregan. Mark is Trey Ellet. Mark is not Joey Fatone.

Thankyou.

::steps off soapbox::

Oh, and as I loudly rally against putting celebrity idols in Broadway productions, let it be said that I wouldn't mind seeing Alan Cumming in "Elle" and Alan Rickman in "Private Lives". ::whistles innocently and runs away::