I'm sure I've posted this before, but I'm in love with this guestbook entry. Thank you for making my day multiple times over.

Right, then. Sar’nt Major?

Right sah! YEW THERE—YEW WIV THE WEB PAGES AND THE RONALD BLINKIN’ SEARLE AND THE HAIRY BUM—erm, POTTER! OI’LL ’AVE YEW KNOW THAT YEW ARE CONT-RA-VENIN’ THE KING’S REG-U-LATIONS BY BEIN’ FUNNY WIV-OUT ORDERS! THIS IS AN OFFENSE PUNISHABLE BY BEIN’ FORCED TO READ THE COL-LECTED WORKS OF LORD BULWER-LYTTON IN A *NON-IRONIC* WAY. ROIGHT! SO WHEN OI COME BACK ’RAHND, OI WILL HEX-PECT TO SEE YEW BE’AVIN’ YERSELF LAHK A PROPER WEB-BIRD, WIV ALL FLUFFY BITS AN’ THAT. ROIGHT? ROIGHT, THEN!

Oh, I don’t know, Sergeant. Don’t you think *all* of Bulwer-Lytton is...well...a bit much?

Got to keep the troops in line, sah! One sign of weakness and they’ll be takin’ liberties like no next week, sah!

Oh, very well, Sergeant Major. Dismissed.

Sah! Atteeeennnnnn-SHUN! DIIISSSSSSS-MISSED!

(In other words, your pages were quite good, and bits of them were very good. I am pleased and amused.)