Oh, this is too perfect. It turns out that Frank Sinatra has a song called "My Kind of Town". Oh, this is just begging for a parody in MAA. (Especially since "Chicago" has the same number of syllables as "Ankh-Morpork". Too good to be true). I especially love how we both rhymed "won't let me down"/"my kind of town" before I even knew this song existed. Great minds think alike, say I.

To boot, while walking around The Cloisters yesterday, I came up with the ending to "My Kind of Town". Man, I would give a kidney to see this thing staged... That's what college is for, I suppose.