Goodness! More quotes! As soon as my life gets to a healthy level of sanity, I'm going to update the actual archive. Hurrah!

Chungy: Why do teachers get a sick satisfaction out of seeing students in pain?
Loh: It's not the pain, it's the overly dramatic reaction to it that we like.

Ah dun math on it!

--Kristen, making fun of Mackenzie

You're going to be the only girl on Broadway who knows the Heine-Borel theorem!

--Mr. Dubsky

Mr. Dubsky: Imagine a room filled with an infinite number of blankets--
Me: A room of infinite blankets? Oh, Mr. Dubsky, not first period on a Monday morning...

Think about French people when you draw it. It makes it easier.

--Kristen

...And in the end, the force you take is equal to the force you make.

--Me

Marcelina: I like mu! It's the first letter of my name!
Me: Mu-celini?

Marcelina: Who was Schrodinger?
Me: He did experiments with dead cats.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with a little love and a hammer.

--Marcelina

...so if you drink coffee, you lose your wobble?

--Me

Loh: So how would you measure your mass in space?
Me: You hit them with a baseball bat and see how fast they go.
Loh: So you take your calibrated baseball bat...