Scene from a couple weeks ago:

DMV Lady: Read the fifth line.
Me: ::reads the fifth line::
DMV Lady: (pause) try that again.
Me: ::rereads the fifth line::
DMV Lady: Close enough.

Scene from a few days ago:

Julia: ::plays with Hayden's glasses::
Me: Hey, Hayden! Can I try on your glasses?
Hayden: Sure. They're very low perscription, though.
Me: ::tries on Hayden's glasses::
::looks around::
::sees "Come And Take It" cannon Alamo flag::
::takes off glasses::
::can no longer read flag::
::puts glasses on again::
::takes them off again::
::puts them on again::
Me: Oh. Well then.

I'm probably getting glasses.