The No-Longer-Very-Secret Diary of Priscilla Spencer, April 10, 1997:

I'm so mad at Alex Yancey because she stole my Mad-Libs. I'm also mad at Mrs. Roe because of the way she teaches us. I took all the "Yuk!" faces off a page on the net and titled them, "Looking forward to Mrs. Roe's class." I think I will do one of Alex but soon she will start to have guilt trips. I will let her, "Writhe in the empty pit of guilt." by herself.

I was a vindictive little wretch, wasn't I? Ah, the little gems you find cleaning your desk...

And Alex Yancey never did give me back my Mad Libs, the meanie.