Ironic humor of the evening: Watching the "Cell Block Tango" sequence from Chicago immediately after reading the play Medea. I am so making jokes about this in English class tomorrow.

Quotes of the Day:

The turkey exacted its sweet, sweet revenge. Benjamin Franklin felt the wrath of poultry! --Me

You may take a good, long look at the middle digit of my right hand. --Tom, to Dominic

(after Nathan and Lobo jokingly pecked Tom on the cheek in parodic choreography for "A Little Gossip")
Mrs. Felice: It takes a real man to kiss another man.
Mr. Oliver: That's what they say at St. Marks!