A thought, submitted for your approval...

Moni: and of course, I cannot wait for [spoiler]!Vimes and [spoiler]!Angua
Priscellie: *laughs* T'will be fun!
Priscellie: and we'll find out if I can actually write Carrot. The boy is difficult. *wrinkles nose*
Moni: oh yeah
Moni: its almost impossible to get into his head
Priscellie: We've been in just about everyone's head except his. In fact, his only thought we've been privy to is that Angua is beautiful and has an interesting chest. *coughpervcough*
Moni: *laughs*
Priscellie: gotta love Pervy!Carrot
Moni: True... now that I think about it, we understand *Vetinari* better than Carrot
Priscellie: ...which is an eerie thought
Moni: indeed
Moni: but says a lot about human nature if you think about it
Moni: We cannot even begin to understand "simple", and yet we spend hours trying to get into a twisted mind like Vetinari.
Priscellie: ::stares:: Good point. wow.
Moni: gee, I am so deep
Priscellie: *beatnik snaps*