Hee! Gotta love Sam. Granny Weatherwax meets Lord Voldemort:

"I'm not having with any of this Voldemort nonsense! You have a perfectly good evil name as it is, Tom Riddle!" ::tweaks the Dark Lord's ear:: "Now, say you're sorry for the snakes!"

::small voice:: "msorryforthesnakes"

"Are you sorry for the diary?"

::small voice:: "msorryforthediary"

"And what are you going to do now?"

::small voice:: "gointabeverynicetoharry"