Quotes from last night's festivities:

"Sacre bleu, eh?" --Luke, impersonating French Canadians

"Abort. Retry. Flail." --if Matt worked at Microsoft

"T-Barr is looking far too shifty. I'm waiting for a goatee to spring from his chin." --Matt

"It's like we're kissing through produce!" --Luke, sharing a corn-on-the-cobb with T-Barr

"Dude! (high-fives Matt) Wait... what were you just talking about? I was looking at cheesecake." --Luke

Burkhead: I like the word "drizzle".
Matt: Fo' shizzle.

::drawing a graph:: "The humor is directly proportional to the confusion." --T-Barr

Me: It's a leper-tron!
T-Barr: Would "robotic leprosy" be like rusting?
Me: "Robotic leprosy" is the best phrase I have heard in two months.

"It looks like Swiss cheese that failed." --Me, regarding T-Barr's cheesecake when he tried to give it leprosy

"There is no context you can put that it to make it right!" --T-Barr, regarding "nipple buddies"

Luke: You know what I need to do? Join a carnival and become a nipple reader.
Burkhead: And you probably still wouldn't get any, Luke.

"Yesss! I would use my Captain Planet power to get some!" --Matt, regarding the Heart planeteer