You know you've read far too much X-Men fanfiction when you see this sentence:

He was halfway up the path when he heard a soft *bamf * noise behind him, and turned to see that the Quidditch shed had gone up in flames and was burning merrily.

in a HP fic by Cassandra Claire and are profoundly disappointed.

And I just realized that my roommate and I ordered a fuzzy blue rug for our dorm room. *boggles* I swear! I just like the color blue! *flails*