Microsoft Word hates me. I thought I could make HTML coding massive documents faster and easier if I used Word's "Convert to Web Page" function, then just tweaked the code, everything would be easier. But it didn't. It made it convoluted and scary and it tried to eat my babies. I had to fend it off with a pointy-end stick and a cross made of garlic bread. Whoever is behind that function should be shot at dawn.

And pleeeease, be lovely people and add your thoughts to the special effects post, two threads down. I'll love you forever and lend you a dollar if you get in a pinch!