Tonight, Carmen, Tricia, Vadim, Jeremy, Jeff, and I went out for Japanese food. We all obsessively traded cell phone numbers, and I introduced them all to green tea ice cream (they loved it). We came to the conclusion that Vadim is unfit to ever talk to another woman, ever, when he pinched Tricia's cheek and said appreciatively "You have pudgy cheeks." Tricia, Carmen, and I proceeded to lecture him about the error of his ways and the intricacies of the female mind, and how his words translate in womanese to "You are fat." Good times. It's always so much fun when girls get the opportunity to gang up on clueless, helpless males! ::cackle::