I am a t00b. Looking at Kell's LotR goodness (see previous post), I suddenly realized "Hey! If I'm going to see LotR at midnight tonight, I'd better get a makeshift costume ready! Hmm... I could wear my kickass boots and that nifty shirt and-- gah, I'd better hurry and get all the blue gunk off those elf ears!"

And then I realized that it's not LotR, it's The Matrix. *is stupid*