I just calculated my final grade for my CSE class, and I AM POINT ONE-NINE-NINE POINTS OVER THE MEAN FINAL GRADE.

I AM ABOVE-AVERAGE AT AN IVY LEAGUE INSTITUTION. I ROCK SO MUCH.

I am now walking down the halls of my dorm, fists raised in triumph. W00t to the 00t.


And now that it's 1AM, it's CHUNGY'S BIRTHDAY. Give her BIRTHDAY WISHES, because she is JUST THAT COOL.