Okay, forget the glitterpaint menorahs. I hereby nominate myself for the "Too Bloody Crafty By Half" award, based on my performance this evening. Apparently, we're exchanging our Secret Santa gifts today, so I feel very relieved that I went shopping for Kim yesterday. But to my dismay, I hadn't thought about wrapping paper. Being a traditionalist in these matters, I refused to give her the book alone or in a plastic shopping bag, and even though I barely know her, I wasn't about to give her a book wrapped exquisitely in paper towels.

But the Sisterhood of the Too Bloody Crafty are never at a loss for what to do! Why not give it to her in the plastic shopping bag it came in? But with a crazy twist? I cut off the handles and the pleated corners of the bag, turning it into a flat sheet. Then I used it like wrapping paper, wrapping it as I would a box, in (a slight variant of) the perfect, lovely method my mom taught me when I was wee. Then I joined the ends of the handles and made a bow. I'm very pleased with the result. :D (Edit: and so was Kim!)

Front, Back, Side.