Dear Jasper Fforde,

When your tour schedule says you're coming to Philadelphia, would it kill you to NOT GO TO A HICK TOWN TWO HOURS NORTH OF PHILLY INSTEAD OF PHILLY ITSELF? Dude, you could have signed my copy of "Molesworth"!

Grudging love,
Priscilla



Dear "Liberal Media,"

Wouldn't it be nice if you lambasted Kerry for anger issues instead of Dean, because Kerry has shown a lot more recent evidence of anger and ill-temperedness and irritability than Dean? (see the last two paragraphs) Let's see how cool and collected Kerry stays when he has cameras in his face 24/7. Because if you want to be the President, Mr. Senator, you're going to have to get used to it.

And "Yeeeeeahhhhh!" is not a cry of rage. Get over yourselves.

Much consternation,
Priscilla
P.S.: Compare this with this. Grrgh, Kerry.