And life is good again! In a flash of "OH!!!" I figured out why my stupid Java program of doom was throwing stupid exceptions and generally being obnoxious, so now I can go on and figure out why it's not recording statistics! Yay! And I hooked my laptop up to the internet in a very Han Solo "THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there!" moment, so I got to listen to the Sam and Gollum tater rap, which just made life ten times more fabulous. So yay, off to debug some more!