Mmm. Feels so good to have my Noir paper turned in. I adore every word of it, save maybe the concluding paragraph, but it's good enough. In true Dom and Billeh fashion, I told Chris that reading the paper would be like being given a big box of candy. This was joked over pretty much all class period, along with Arjen's (how do you spell that boy's name? Ah! Directory search! Arjun!) Arjun's 38-point title "The Lone Wolf". Haha.

Anyway, we spent the class reading intro paragraphs and nitpicking them, and naturally he chose mine first in order to discover with the class whether or not it was truly like receiving a box of candy. Arjun proclaimed that it was like eating a bag of gummy worms, and there was much rejoicing.

Meanwhile, I just opened another fortune cookie (I always have to order 4 extra, to provide the 40 cents to put me over the minimum delivery charge), and it said "You will inherit some money or a small piece of land."

"We shall call it 'This Land'!"
"I think we should call it Your Grave!"
"Oh, curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!"

I *heart* Firefly.

Meanwhile, I just got The Silmarillion! That word is so much fun to say. Silmarillion, Silmarillion, Silmarillion! If I lived in Middle Earth, I think I would make random excuses just to say that word. That and "Nine Fingered Frodo and the Ring of Doom," a phrase I first discovered used in a hilariously bad rap song before actually reading about Sam's freaky morbid wishes in RotK. Hah!

So yes. Java.