*giggles uncontrollably* Even Aragorn parodies are Howard Dean! I'm reading Bored of the Rings to break up The Silmarillion, and to my great amusement, our idiotic future king Arrowroot had the following to sing:

"Against the True King Sorhed's workin'
So play your cards close to your jerkin,
For fortune strums a mournful tune
For those whose campaigns peak too soon."

Thank you, Harvard Lampoon, for making my 1AM.

Oh, and Rachel (friend-from-school Rachel B, not Roommate Rachel) has gotten me hooked on Smallville, and vows to get me addicted to Buffy and Angel this summer. I'd be afraid if she didn't have such good taste!

Mmm, Clark sho pretty...