Oy.

I've taken to rubbing Listerine into my scalp before taking a shower, as it's reported to be a smashing dandruff cure for Those Who Have Tried Everything Else. Listerine, then shampoo, then conditioner. But tonight I forgot the Listerine until I had already massaged the shampoo halfway in, so I decided I would do shampoo, Listerine, conditioner. Bad idea. My hair now smells strongly of Listerine Citrus.

Hair should not smell strongly of Listerine Citrus. I have learned my lesson.