National Towel Day? Today? No, someone told me it was this Friday... I even marked it down on my schedule thing. Wasn't it supposed to be the last Friday of May?

*checks websites*

AAAAUGH. So it's officially now "May 25th"? That's what I thought originally! Wah! I have been unintentionally unfaithful! I shall carry my towel proudly as I venture forth to B&N to purchase "A Hat Full of Sky" and rationalize my egregious mistake with the logic that a Sensible and Dependable Babysitter Should Not Carry Around a Towel For Fear of Turning the Poor Kidlets' Young Minds... bah, even rationalization fails me! Oh, the shame.

*runs to closet to find a towel to compensate*

Oh, the leopard print...