Meme! Ganked from Kell.

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play!
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play!
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from!
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly! P.S: no cheating and pasting the lyrics into a search engine

I've got some slightly obscure stuff in here, but I think we'll be able to account for nearly everything. Lyrics marked with an asterisk (*) are more unusual.

1. All I wanna do is brush your teeth
   
2. You who fly the blimp of evil shun upheaval in the air
   
3. She thinks she's Kaiser Wilhelm
   
4. When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody will do me no harm.
   
5. Half a prayer, half a song; thou hast always been with me though we have been always apart.
   
6. All that is now and all that is gone and all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune when the sun is eclipsed by the moon
   
7. If you can do the Bart, then you're bad like Michael Jackson
   
8. The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props, the audience that lifts you when you're down / the headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops, the sheriff that escorts you out of town
   
9. Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. I don't mind, I think they're crazy.
   
10. Yellow bird flying, get shot in the wing. Good year for hunters and Christmas parties.
    
11. If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show, perhaps one day a chimp might say "'You have faith, you just need to use it' sayeth the Lord"
    
12. I'm offensive, I'm a bigot, I'm a fraud, can you dig it? I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz. (*)
    
13. We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the classroom, teacher leave those kids alone
    
14. Some boys take dirty books to the john and give themselves a whack. I did the same with lithographs of thumbscrews and the rack. (*)
    
15. If you love enough, you'll lie a lot. Guess they did in Camelot.
    
16. Better than rain or rippling brook is a mug of beer inside this Took!
    
17. I'm tired of having to sing everything! Can't we just talk? (*)
    
18. I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
    
19. In volitaile market, only stable investment is porn!
    
20. Let's find a rock--I mean a big-ass rock--or maybe something like a cinderblock is better. I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face, my buddy.
    
21. Take it slow, and daddy-o, you can live it up and die in bed.
    
22. What's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?
    
23. So if anyone asks about you and me, you have two alternatives. You can either say, "Oh yes, it's true, we're living in delicious sin." Or you can simply tell the truth.
    
24. (Translated from Romanian) I was born in a gypsy camp, in a glade in the wood. I was a rambler since childhood, like all the gypsies. But, you see, one day, I was stolen from my mom by the aliens. (*)
    
25. Too late for second-guessing, too late to go back to sleep. I've got to trust my instincts, close my eyes, and leap.

Any takers?