*snorks madly*

NewScientist.com: Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

And that's just the beginning! The rest of the article is short, but hilarious.