*goggles* I think I'm getting an iPod. Apparently, this brings the total number of people in the universe that do not have iPods down to 5. I'm reminded of a comic strip that ran in 1977 when "A New Hope" came out, where there are these two old ladies talking, and one of them says "We must be the only two people in the world who haven't seen Star Wars." Then the other woman whips out a pistol, shoots the first woman, and gleefully mugs to the audience, "Now I'm the only one!" Now I won't have to be shot to win someone else the honor of being the only person on the planet without an iPod! It's like life insurance, but with a more streamlined design and choice of six attractive colors!