Lost ships:

Marcelina: I don't get the whole thing with Sayid and whatsername [note: Shannon]. Where did that come from?
Me: I don't get it either. It's because he's a hottie and she's the only other lead female on the island.
Cyth: Well, now Sun is free...
Me: Yeah, but that would be like a Token Minority ship. Tacky.
Marcelina: Well, she already has something of a relationship with Michael...
Me: True. Okay, then a Korean and an Iraqi. It'd be like the Axis of Evil ship.

(Though Jin and Sun are from South Korea, right? Oh well. I'm still entertained.)

SIX WEEKS. OH, THE PAIN. HOW WILL WE SURVIVE? *watches the Sawyer song again*