Hah! Got Hattie's walk cycle! I'm feeling like a bit of a moron. As soon as I just drew out on paper the corresponding numbers to each animated object for each time unit, it was ridiculously easy. Maybe if I tried actually thinking through stuff before I tried to animate it, I'd have better luck in the future. Durr.

I triumph with the power of mathematics! *strikes pose, munches Cheez-Its*