Me: *spends 10 minutes listening to automated "Press 1 for blah, press two for bleh" stuff*
Bored Theatre Customer Service Representative: This is AMC Theatres Valley View 16, how may I help you?
Me: I was wondering if you had any details on the "Special Advance Preview" on June 23rd.
BTCSR, who has obviously heard this question a LOT in the past few days: We have no further information at this time.
Me: Do you happen to know when tickets will go on sale?
BTCSR, in a voice that could freeze Beelzebub's summer resort: We have no further information at this time.
Me: Okay, thank you.

Poor, poor customer service people. And of course, you know I'm still going to call back this evening.