HBP Spoiled for Tom Hanks. Utterly hilarious, and merrily spoiler-laden. Ganked from Indy!

Way funnier than the bookstore drive-by, which was more mean than funny. Also, he said that he was in Dallas, and the storefront looked unsettlingly like the Borders I went to. If I hadn't dressed in costume and was stuck with ticket #239, might I have been one of those unlucky people that happened to be outside at the time?