Boo! I've been trying to keep this cold from getting its claws in me, and I wake up to green mucus, a fuzzy brain, a realization that I've eaten all my fruit and soup, and an email that informs the building that there will be no hot water until noon (when I have my first class). This does not bode well for my day.

Oh, wait! Cantaloupe and bananas in the fridge! Score! And I have almond milk, so I don't have to worry about dairy thickening the phlegm.

I am further cheered by these links:

The Utah State Fair must be flippin' sweet to use Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro as their spokespeople! Check out the ads. Highly amusing!

Starbucks Coffee Cups "Too Gay"