Dear Smokers of Hamilton College House,

I know that you know the dorm's strict "No Smoking within 20 feet of the building" policy. I understand that it's cold outside. But just because you don't want to be cold doesn't give you the right to smoke in your rooms or the stairways, filling our rooms with noxious fumes via the ventilation ducts. This is Philadelphia! We don't have a smoking ban! Find a bar or a restaurant and light up there. If I catch you smoking in the building, I will shove a boot where the sun don't shine.

No love,
Priscilla